Friday, October 31, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
I love sunny sunday afternoons
today is that magical day called sunday. A day in which the most lazing is done, a day in which i don't feel the slightest bit quilty laying on the couch watching tv (football, hunting, NASCAR, etc) Brian runs the remote, the kids are overjoyed that Daddy is home for the entire day and i get a break. Today is one of those days when it is sunny out and its actually warm out (probably the last 60 degree day we will get) and i haven't set a foot out the door. Part of me feels guilty about it but part of me feels overjoyed to just sip a cup of tea and look at old picture albums.
I was looking at albums today from when we lived in North Carolina and Hayden was just a baby, and it made me home sick. I didn't realize how much I miss that very very little house we lived in and our yard and my gardens. We had the best landlords that let us do whatever we wanted to the yard. what ended up being our last summer there he even plowed up a section of the yard so I could plant a veggie garden. We had a dog then too, wow, that seems like light years ago. I miss having a dog, even though he was the flakiest pitbull that ever walked the earth, he instilled a sence of security. Maybe one day we will have a dog again.
there were so many happy memories in that little house. You now what's funny, the entire time I lived there I wanted nothing more than to move back to Genesee county. And when that opportunity finally came, when Cameron was about 4 mo old, I realized that I didn't really enjoy living back in my home town. Don't get me wrong, it was so nice to have Family so close and be able to visit and socialize and have people come to visit and beable to go to my parents house whenever I wanted, but there was just something about living there that didn't feel right.
Our little house on Ben Jones Road was a total of about 650 sq. feet. it was the hardest space to keep clean, our living room was not just a living room, it was the dining room, playroom, office, and guest bedroom. The floor space we had to play with the kids on was the surface area of a 5'X7' area rug. I can vividly recall every nook and cranny of that house. Laying on the double bed in what would become Hayden's room and trying to imagine what it was going to be like to have a baby to take care of. Sitting in my recliner with 3 babies playing on the floor the day I found out I was pregnant with Cameron and just crying, not being ready for number 2. Laying on our bed praying with Brian that God would allow us to be parents. Standing behind the leather chair in the living room, calling Brian holding the pregnany test in my hand. Standing in the kitchen looking out the window realizing that it was my responsibility to raise children to love and fear God, and realizing that i don't even know how to do that myself. Feeding our "garbage Cow". She was a cow that would come and eat whatever kitchen scraps I would throw over the pasture fence. I was able to throw kitchen scraps over the fence because our house was surrounded on 3 sides by cow pasture. 5 yards out the back of the house, 15 off the side and maybe 10 yards from the front of the house. Daydreaming of living anywhere but that little house, but now I would go back in a second. I miss that time in our lives.
I love sunny sunday afternoons
I was looking at albums today from when we lived in North Carolina and Hayden was just a baby, and it made me home sick. I didn't realize how much I miss that very very little house we lived in and our yard and my gardens. We had the best landlords that let us do whatever we wanted to the yard. what ended up being our last summer there he even plowed up a section of the yard so I could plant a veggie garden. We had a dog then too, wow, that seems like light years ago. I miss having a dog, even though he was the flakiest pitbull that ever walked the earth, he instilled a sence of security. Maybe one day we will have a dog again.
there were so many happy memories in that little house. You now what's funny, the entire time I lived there I wanted nothing more than to move back to Genesee county. And when that opportunity finally came, when Cameron was about 4 mo old, I realized that I didn't really enjoy living back in my home town. Don't get me wrong, it was so nice to have Family so close and be able to visit and socialize and have people come to visit and beable to go to my parents house whenever I wanted, but there was just something about living there that didn't feel right.
Our little house on Ben Jones Road was a total of about 650 sq. feet. it was the hardest space to keep clean, our living room was not just a living room, it was the dining room, playroom, office, and guest bedroom. The floor space we had to play with the kids on was the surface area of a 5'X7' area rug. I can vividly recall every nook and cranny of that house. Laying on the double bed in what would become Hayden's room and trying to imagine what it was going to be like to have a baby to take care of. Sitting in my recliner with 3 babies playing on the floor the day I found out I was pregnant with Cameron and just crying, not being ready for number 2. Laying on our bed praying with Brian that God would allow us to be parents. Standing behind the leather chair in the living room, calling Brian holding the pregnany test in my hand. Standing in the kitchen looking out the window realizing that it was my responsibility to raise children to love and fear God, and realizing that i don't even know how to do that myself. Feeding our "garbage Cow". She was a cow that would come and eat whatever kitchen scraps I would throw over the pasture fence. I was able to throw kitchen scraps over the fence because our house was surrounded on 3 sides by cow pasture. 5 yards out the back of the house, 15 off the side and maybe 10 yards from the front of the house. Daydreaming of living anywhere but that little house, but now I would go back in a second. I miss that time in our lives.
I love sunny sunday afternoons
Saturday, October 25, 2008
feeling better
wow, what a week, after the flash back "kitty litter" moment, Hayden came home was sick all day and finally Thursday night it was my turn! Oh happy day, thank you little people for getting mama sick! Friday rolls around all to really and I am over the throwing up but feeling like I have a hang over, everytime I get up the room starts spinning and I think I am going to passout, Brian has to leave for a football game, he will be gone till late sat. night, LOVELY!!! so we set up shop in the basement, where the playroom, TV/DVD/VHS watching happens, where the futon is (same futon that busted Cameron's eye) and let the fun begin! After watching a marathon of Dick Van Dyke, (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins), that brought us to lunch time, thank god Brian had stuffed the boys with waffles for breakfast so they didn't want to eat lunch, (THANKS BABE!) Then WWF begins over by the toys, the Boys are going crazy, Bailey needs a nother bottle, I can't stand up, I was just magical! But by 3 I was starting to feel much better they boys were suffering from Cabin feaver! So we loaded up the double stroller and headed for the playground! We all felt much better after burning off a little energy, we made it home, had dinner, and went to bed! And now Today is saturday, the theater in town is having a free showing of Milo and Otis! so we are bout to head down and get us some free entertainment! hope you all have a great weekend too!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
flash back
So, Hayden's teacher called today at about 9:30 and said that I should probably come and get him, he had just been laying around and claiming that he didn't feel good. Lets rewind to wednesday, I got to school and Ms. Jen said that Hayden had a bad day (which was a first, to my surprise), he had hit a kid, and then was disrespectful toward both the teachers. So we had a serious conversation about behavior at school, he claimed that he didn't feel good yesterday afternoon, but was laughing and playing with cameron like normal. So we didn't do anything to special, they were actually in bed by 7:30 and didnt get up till 7:30 this morning. Fast forward to this morning: I get up stairs to wake Hayden up, he is already awake and first thing out of his mouth is that he feels good and is ready for Breakfast! Ok then, lets get rollin, get dressed, down stairs, eat toast (that's all they ever want) brush teeth, coat and shoes on, out the door. Now back to the top: So about 9:40 I get to hayden's school, I meet Ms. Jen at the door, we are discussing him, I look over her shoulder to see him layin like a slug on the mat in the corner, he sees me and comes running all smiles and happy, Ms. Jen and I both give eachother the look, ( you know the look like maybe he is trying to pull one over on us) And we start to discuss that thought and all of a sudden, a volcano of toast and milk comes spewing out of Hayden all over our feet! (LOVELY, just LOVELY)
My flash back came all of a sudden when the nursery school director caming running with that "kitty litter" stuff! It took me right back to the Foyer at Alexander Elementary school, in 1985, I was in 1st grade, Mrs. Waldrens class, we were just coming from lunch, it was fall or winter, wer were taking a little tour of the big Display that Mrs. Rudolph had set up. We were on the side by the Library I sat down on the bench that used to be there, little girl Harrison started crabbing at me for sitting down and not following the line, and just as she stopped in front of me, I GOT HER! I remember feeling like crap but also feeling slightly jubilent, because I had gotten HER! and then the Maintence men came with that same stuff, the orangeish-yellowish, kitty litter stuff!
My flash back came all of a sudden when the nursery school director caming running with that "kitty litter" stuff! It took me right back to the Foyer at Alexander Elementary school, in 1985, I was in 1st grade, Mrs. Waldrens class, we were just coming from lunch, it was fall or winter, wer were taking a little tour of the big Display that Mrs. Rudolph had set up. We were on the side by the Library I sat down on the bench that used to be there, little girl Harrison started crabbing at me for sitting down and not following the line, and just as she stopped in front of me, I GOT HER! I remember feeling like crap but also feeling slightly jubilent, because I had gotten HER! and then the Maintence men came with that same stuff, the orangeish-yellowish, kitty litter stuff!
Monday, October 20, 2008
Haydenism
"Mommy Give me a doggie, no um, I want a under, no um, I want an underware doggie!"
If you have never heard of an underware doggie, its the act of pushing your child on the swing set but running underneath them as you push, usually you would call them an UnderDog
If you have never heard of an underware doggie, its the act of pushing your child on the swing set but running underneath them as you push, usually you would call them an UnderDog
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Thank you to the Dayton Time for passing the prize
Thanks to the bossofthings/missus/snarkyone for posting about her babes getting sick and vomiting! somehow you were able to pass the disease through the internet and infect our house hold! athankyouverymuch!
I had posted about his already and it was much whitter than this becuase I wrote it on Wednesday morning after being up all night but some how it didn't make it to my post page and I couldn't find it in cyberspace so her I am 2 days later trying to recall my post, this one did't turn out so well, sorry:
After being up all night Tuesday night with Cameron barfing (as he calls it) I took on wednesday with not so much excitement as I was wishing for! We were planning on making the 3 1/2 hour drive to Houghton to pick up our favorite cousin Jackie (also the mr and missus favorite babysitter) so she could spend her fall break with us. After our great night of repeated barfing and cleaning it up and barfing and cleaning it up and barfing and cleaning it up, we called Jackie to let her now of the unfortunate situation we had found ourselves in. She insisted that she didn't care she just really wanted to get out of school for 4 days. So after communicating to her that Cameron couldn't even make it 30 minutes with out barfing his guts up I told her we would give it till noon and then call her back with the update.
Well after 9:30 am the barfing stopped and Cam seemed to be coming around. So we loaded up and called Jackie that we were on our way.
3 1/2 hours in the car with 3 children sleeping (Thank you God for that) makes it really hard to stay awake ones self, so after rumbling the rumble strips on the I-90 I decided i better start calling people to talk to. Thanks to other cousin Cassie for entertaining me for 1 1/2 hours with tails about her infamous In-Laws we all made it to Houghton and Cameron made a complete recovery. We gathered Jackie and all her dirty laundry and have hauled her off to our lovely little town for the rest of the week.
so today is Thursday and so for so good the rest of us are feeling good, no barf has infected the rest of us.
I think it might have been the 1/2 lb of raisns the he had eaten on tuesday night. You can only imagine how great they look on white sheets at 1:30 in the morning, and then again on blue sheets, and then again on my shoulder, and the couch, and then the towels and then my other shirt.
So we are off the gather some pumpkins to carve wish us luck!
I had posted about his already and it was much whitter than this becuase I wrote it on Wednesday morning after being up all night but some how it didn't make it to my post page and I couldn't find it in cyberspace so her I am 2 days later trying to recall my post, this one did't turn out so well, sorry:
After being up all night Tuesday night with Cameron barfing (as he calls it) I took on wednesday with not so much excitement as I was wishing for! We were planning on making the 3 1/2 hour drive to Houghton to pick up our favorite cousin Jackie (also the mr and missus favorite babysitter) so she could spend her fall break with us. After our great night of repeated barfing and cleaning it up and barfing and cleaning it up and barfing and cleaning it up, we called Jackie to let her now of the unfortunate situation we had found ourselves in. She insisted that she didn't care she just really wanted to get out of school for 4 days. So after communicating to her that Cameron couldn't even make it 30 minutes with out barfing his guts up I told her we would give it till noon and then call her back with the update.
Well after 9:30 am the barfing stopped and Cam seemed to be coming around. So we loaded up and called Jackie that we were on our way.
3 1/2 hours in the car with 3 children sleeping (Thank you God for that) makes it really hard to stay awake ones self, so after rumbling the rumble strips on the I-90 I decided i better start calling people to talk to. Thanks to other cousin Cassie for entertaining me for 1 1/2 hours with tails about her infamous In-Laws we all made it to Houghton and Cameron made a complete recovery. We gathered Jackie and all her dirty laundry and have hauled her off to our lovely little town for the rest of the week.
so today is Thursday and so for so good the rest of us are feeling good, no barf has infected the rest of us.
I think it might have been the 1/2 lb of raisns the he had eaten on tuesday night. You can only imagine how great they look on white sheets at 1:30 in the morning, and then again on blue sheets, and then again on my shoulder, and the couch, and then the towels and then my other shirt.
So we are off the gather some pumpkins to carve wish us luck!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Haydenism
(Hayden) Where are we going?
Nanny: Crazy!
Hayden in a worried tone:
No, I don't want to go to Crazy.
I want to go home!
Nanny: Crazy!
Hayden in a worried tone:
No, I don't want to go to Crazy.
I want to go home!
Friday, October 10, 2008
clean clothes galore!
So here is my cute little gift pack from Laundry Tree plenty of soapnuts to go around, a hand written note from "Lisa" and some essential Oil!
Thanks Lisa, I do so love my Soapnuts!
The first thing that I wanted to wash w/ my soapnuts was one of Baby Rae's white shirts that I have been holding on to for over a week, she had thouroghly soiled the sleeves crawling around on the floor.
I was expecting my regular Arm and Hammer detergent to leave this dingy! So I decided that this would be the first thing I would wash with my soapnuts and so after following the directions I washed a small load with 3 soapnuts in the handy little bag they they came with (see below)
And this is what I got!
Hooray for SoapNuts! HipHip Hooray!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Pass the SOAPNUTS PLEASE!
So for those of you who don't keep up the the missus over at Dayton Time she had this great little contest on her blog to win a sample of this tree hugging pruduct called Soapnuts, and yes that is exactly what they are. Well for those of you who do read the Dayton time, and did post a comment in the hopes of being chosen for the grand prize of a sampling of soapnuts, I won!! (nananabooboo). and today the postman deliverd me this nice little box. and In it was this absolutely beautiful package containing my soapnuts and some fragrance oil its wrapped up with some raffia and even a hand signed note from "Lisa" from Laundry Tree, I feel so speical! THANK PAMELA!
Anyway I'm very excited to try these less that appealing looking things (see this post for a picture) I will take a before and after picture of one of Bailey's shirts to see how it comes clean and I will share it with all of you! staytuned!!!!
Anyway I'm very excited to try these less that appealing looking things (see this post for a picture) I will take a before and after picture of one of Bailey's shirts to see how it comes clean and I will share it with all of you! staytuned!!!!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
ouch the anger
So I realized that I have been quite angry with my past 2 posts, I don't really know why, i noticed it last night that I have been very negitive the last couple days! So sorry to all 2 of my readers (Mr and Mrs)
I vow to be over it.
The boys and I just came in from a romp out in the grass, I love this time of year, Expecially a day like today, its not to hot not to cold, the sun is shining and the grass smells so good. I got a catalog today in the mail today full of wonderful ideas for Thanksgiving and Christmas. It just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, I love decorating for Christmas!
I vow to be over it.
The boys and I just came in from a romp out in the grass, I love this time of year, Expecially a day like today, its not to hot not to cold, the sun is shining and the grass smells so good. I got a catalog today in the mail today full of wonderful ideas for Thanksgiving and Christmas. It just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, I love decorating for Christmas!
My Friends, I'm clueless and I'm to stiff to say it!
So, after watching the debate last night, I for the first time really saw how ridiculously stiff John McCain is, My Friends! (I missed the first debate and have never really paid attention to this man before) Now before you coming running with your big stick to give me a good lick, instead of speaking softly and just holding it, My Friends. I do know that this mans posture is beyond his control and that he suffered dearly in the name of this "Land that I love!" Thank you John!
but damn dude, hold still before you break something, My Friend!
So, My Friends, my thoughts on last nights debate are this:
Senator McCain sounded arrogant and pompass and was to concerned with slander instead of answering the poor peoples questions! (that was a pun intended) and Damn, how many times can one call us his Friends! John, News flash, I ain't your friend! When was the last time you had to call the cable company and let them know that you have to turn off C-SPAN because you can't afford it, or had to look up the number for W.I.C. (which I pray God is not one of those programs that you are talking about putting a freeze on, because I have a baby that drinks 32-40 oz of formula a day and 2 boys that drink so much milk that I'm afraid they might start lactating themselves! I need free formula and milk My friend, John) Or call the car insurance company to ask them what you can change on your policy so that you will have to pay more out of pocket when you get in an accident because you need your monthly premium to go down? HUH JOHN? MY FRIEND!?! If you don't know or have never had that opportunity come to our house, Friend! and Let me show you what its like to, get your paycheck, and pay all your bills and have $300 left for gas and groceries and whatever else comes down the pipe for a month! Oh wait, what was that? You have never lived like that, you don't know what its like! then STOP CALLING ME YOUR FRIEND DAMMIT!!!
OK and as for senator Obama, well you poor guy, i do have to say you almost won me over last night! Thank you for not calling me your friend, that right there put you at the advantage! But also thank you for not being as cynical as Senator McCain when pointing the finger! thank you for taking your time to think before you opened your mouth to answer a question!(I can't say that you always made sence or sounded like you knew what you were talking about) But, I digress after all the annoying things that you didn't do, you did, (in my un intelligent, political ignorant opinion) come across as less sure of yourself! I like some of your ideas though! and if I wasn't convinced that you would be assassinated with in the first 2 years of office, were you voted in, I just might have to cross party lines and vote for you.
so after last nights debate, I'm thoroughly confused as to who to vote for and I don't know what to do! Hey guys, Next debate, stop pointing the finger and actually tell us what you can and will do to get us out of this mess! I don't want to know the past, or what the other guy did (John) just tell me what it is you can and will do, Thank you very much,
but damn dude, hold still before you break something, My Friend!
So, My Friends, my thoughts on last nights debate are this:
Senator McCain sounded arrogant and pompass and was to concerned with slander instead of answering the poor peoples questions! (that was a pun intended) and Damn, how many times can one call us his Friends! John, News flash, I ain't your friend! When was the last time you had to call the cable company and let them know that you have to turn off C-SPAN because you can't afford it, or had to look up the number for W.I.C. (which I pray God is not one of those programs that you are talking about putting a freeze on, because I have a baby that drinks 32-40 oz of formula a day and 2 boys that drink so much milk that I'm afraid they might start lactating themselves! I need free formula and milk My friend, John) Or call the car insurance company to ask them what you can change on your policy so that you will have to pay more out of pocket when you get in an accident because you need your monthly premium to go down? HUH JOHN? MY FRIEND!?! If you don't know or have never had that opportunity come to our house, Friend! and Let me show you what its like to, get your paycheck, and pay all your bills and have $300 left for gas and groceries and whatever else comes down the pipe for a month! Oh wait, what was that? You have never lived like that, you don't know what its like! then STOP CALLING ME YOUR FRIEND DAMMIT!!!
OK and as for senator Obama, well you poor guy, i do have to say you almost won me over last night! Thank you for not calling me your friend, that right there put you at the advantage! But also thank you for not being as cynical as Senator McCain when pointing the finger! thank you for taking your time to think before you opened your mouth to answer a question!(I can't say that you always made sence or sounded like you knew what you were talking about) But, I digress after all the annoying things that you didn't do, you did, (in my un intelligent, political ignorant opinion) come across as less sure of yourself! I like some of your ideas though! and if I wasn't convinced that you would be assassinated with in the first 2 years of office, were you voted in, I just might have to cross party lines and vote for you.
so after last nights debate, I'm thoroughly confused as to who to vote for and I don't know what to do! Hey guys, Next debate, stop pointing the finger and actually tell us what you can and will do to get us out of this mess! I don't want to know the past, or what the other guy did (John) just tell me what it is you can and will do, Thank you very much,
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
The TODAY Show Smokes CRACK!
So my beef with the TODAY Show: watch mind boggling clip from show
I'm pissed! Who watches this show? HUH!!! WHO. Mostly women and kids as they are getting ready to go to school! RIGHT!!!! and now you just fricken showed them exactly what where and how to do these things in the name of prevention! Dumb assess!
OK I know I sound naive, but I'm not so naive as to think that kids couldn't find this on there own with out the help of the media.......
But as they state this is a serious problem and Kids should not be able to get access to this stuff, and some of the video clips are very disturbing
WELL THEN, LETS JUST PLASTER IT ALL OVER THE MOST POPULAR MORNING NEWS PROGRAM in the name of prevention, MAYBE IF THEY HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES YOU CAN HELP THEM GET THERE!!!
all you have to do is air a clip of a girl who is in rehab telling how she got to where she is....she googled how to get high on household products! and how to choke a person till they get a high and pass out! Yeah people that is so smart! lets give all the kids who are thinking about it the keys to a very successful future.
For cripe sakes they show what appears to be an adult or older teen, giving a kid who looks like he might me 8 a beer bong! At 7:30 in the morning people, this is not what I want to watch in the name of prevention!!! My boys are watching with wide eyes and I tell you NBC, I got pissed and I turned you off! I didn't watch the rest of the clip till I posted this.
Hello media people, do you not see that by you giving attention to these things you make the problem worse! Just like with school shootings, Think about it people, how many school shootings did you hear about before Columbine? huh? uuummmm let me think, none!. Then Columbine happens and the media in detail explains how these troubled teens plan and carryout their travesty! therefor giving the next nut cases the tools to carry out there own psychotic ideas and in the coming months after Columbine there are at least 5-10 school shooting!
Media you are to blame for alot of problems in our young people! and the kicker is we have to watch you. You have programed us since a young age to turn you on in the morning and then feel compelled to turn you on again in the evening. I hate you for controlling my life! don't worry I'll see you tonight at 6:30! Save me a seat ok! Thanks!
I'm pissed! Who watches this show? HUH!!! WHO. Mostly women and kids as they are getting ready to go to school! RIGHT!!!! and now you just fricken showed them exactly what where and how to do these things in the name of prevention! Dumb assess!
OK I know I sound naive, but I'm not so naive as to think that kids couldn't find this on there own with out the help of the media.......
But as they state this is a serious problem and Kids should not be able to get access to this stuff, and some of the video clips are very disturbing
WELL THEN, LETS JUST PLASTER IT ALL OVER THE MOST POPULAR MORNING NEWS PROGRAM in the name of prevention, MAYBE IF THEY HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES YOU CAN HELP THEM GET THERE!!!
all you have to do is air a clip of a girl who is in rehab telling how she got to where she is....she googled how to get high on household products! and how to choke a person till they get a high and pass out! Yeah people that is so smart! lets give all the kids who are thinking about it the keys to a very successful future.
For cripe sakes they show what appears to be an adult or older teen, giving a kid who looks like he might me 8 a beer bong! At 7:30 in the morning people, this is not what I want to watch in the name of prevention!!! My boys are watching with wide eyes and I tell you NBC, I got pissed and I turned you off! I didn't watch the rest of the clip till I posted this.
Hello media people, do you not see that by you giving attention to these things you make the problem worse! Just like with school shootings, Think about it people, how many school shootings did you hear about before Columbine? huh? uuummmm let me think, none!. Then Columbine happens and the media in detail explains how these troubled teens plan and carryout their travesty! therefor giving the next nut cases the tools to carry out there own psychotic ideas and in the coming months after Columbine there are at least 5-10 school shooting!
Media you are to blame for alot of problems in our young people! and the kicker is we have to watch you. You have programed us since a young age to turn you on in the morning and then feel compelled to turn you on again in the evening. I hate you for controlling my life! don't worry I'll see you tonight at 6:30! Save me a seat ok! Thanks!
Monday, October 6, 2008
Stess what stress!! I won!!!
Well, the doctor tried to get me to fall off the treadmill while running like a rat and I won! I made it 10 minutes got my heart rate up to 182 and didn't pass out from exhaustion! and she say "well you are in pretty good shape" see you this afternoon for your pacemaker check! Go have your cup of coffee!"
Sweet!!! so now what? Well I guess I just have to wait for my cholesterol test to come back and see what that says. so for now I have otherwise been deemed healthy.
So let me tell you all about this lovely thing they call a "stress test". ON my directions it says not to wear an underwire bra, OK, sports bra will be better since you will be walking on the treadmill. Well these people that write up the direction, they need to get a clue! When You do a stress test, you have all these heart monitors hooked to you so, you have to take off your shirt and (in my case) little bra! and then they cover you with one of their very stylish gowns and you just have to let the girls flop around! DAMN people aren't you lucky that my girls are smallish! But I have nursed 3 babies, and so my smallish girls are quite floppy now and it just doesn't feel right to get slapped repeatedly in the chin by my closest girl friends! (sorry girls I did get you slung up as soon as possible!) those nurses are lucky that my girls aren't much better or i would have had black eyes!
Other updates on our weekend! the fam came in for the Homecoming football game that was canceled, due to an out break of some virus at Georgetown University. So Saturday night Brian, Ben and I went our for a night on the town. We had a great time consumed more alcohol than I have had in the last 3 year! But the point of the story is the fashion of a couple of the "co-eds" Damn, girls are you trying to get raped! i will tell about this one girl and then I will wrap it up, so this one chick has on a tank top with a plunging "V" neck along with plunging arm wholes. and no bra. so she is wearing a shirt much like that of Hulk Hogan but, she probably payed over $100 for hers. Well this shirt is not a form fitting shirt it is loose, so there for every time she bends over her VERY LITTLE girls are hanging out for everyone to see!
I mean why isn't this indecent exposure, everyone would have a stroke if a guy came in wearing jeans that had the crotch cut out, leaving nothing but the seam where the zipper goes! I'm so baffled my this I don't even know what to say!
Sweet!!! so now what? Well I guess I just have to wait for my cholesterol test to come back and see what that says. so for now I have otherwise been deemed healthy.
So let me tell you all about this lovely thing they call a "stress test". ON my directions it says not to wear an underwire bra, OK, sports bra will be better since you will be walking on the treadmill. Well these people that write up the direction, they need to get a clue! When You do a stress test, you have all these heart monitors hooked to you so, you have to take off your shirt and (in my case) little bra! and then they cover you with one of their very stylish gowns and you just have to let the girls flop around! DAMN people aren't you lucky that my girls are smallish! But I have nursed 3 babies, and so my smallish girls are quite floppy now and it just doesn't feel right to get slapped repeatedly in the chin by my closest girl friends! (sorry girls I did get you slung up as soon as possible!) those nurses are lucky that my girls aren't much better or i would have had black eyes!
Other updates on our weekend! the fam came in for the Homecoming football game that was canceled, due to an out break of some virus at Georgetown University. So Saturday night Brian, Ben and I went our for a night on the town. We had a great time consumed more alcohol than I have had in the last 3 year! But the point of the story is the fashion of a couple of the "co-eds" Damn, girls are you trying to get raped! i will tell about this one girl and then I will wrap it up, so this one chick has on a tank top with a plunging "V" neck along with plunging arm wholes. and no bra. so she is wearing a shirt much like that of Hulk Hogan but, she probably payed over $100 for hers. Well this shirt is not a form fitting shirt it is loose, so there for every time she bends over her VERY LITTLE girls are hanging out for everyone to see!
I mean why isn't this indecent exposure, everyone would have a stroke if a guy came in wearing jeans that had the crotch cut out, leaving nothing but the seam where the zipper goes! I'm so baffled my this I don't even know what to say!
Friday, October 3, 2008
Cameronism
F you daddy, F you!
can you guess what it is he is saying?
After scratching our heads trying to figure out who we know that says "F you" instead of "Fuck you", and Brian scolding him that he shouldn't say that, he said it again this time pronouncing what he was trying to say a little better:
I Of you, daddy!
aaaaawwwwww, he is trying to say I love you
Normally he says: "I you!"
So his new word is LoVe
can you guess what it is he is saying?
After scratching our heads trying to figure out who we know that says "F you" instead of "Fuck you", and Brian scolding him that he shouldn't say that, he said it again this time pronouncing what he was trying to say a little better:
I Of you, daddy!
aaaaawwwwww, he is trying to say I love you
Normally he says: "I you!"
So his new word is LoVe
Stress Test! WHAT!!
So, I went to the Cardiologist yesterday for my new patient visit so that i could then get set up for my Pacemaker checks, cause I am due for one this month! while there, with 2 out of 3 children, Brian was able to take Hayden to work with him, Cameron had to come w/ me so he could get his Hep A shot, and Bailey, well bailey had to come w/ me because she isn't allowed in the mens locker rooms at colgate. So after getting the troops in to the office and then being forced to wait for over an hour, we finally got to see the doctor!
a very nice women, foreign accent, kinda hard to hear her very softspoken voice. Actually I think she would have made a great physcologist. She had a way of looking at you and half ask a question half make a statement and then just stop in what seemed to be the middle of a thought and just look at you and smile, I just felt compelled to start blabbering, like Chunk on Goonies.
Anyway, I had my exam and while she was listening to my heart beat, she stopped and asked me If I felt anything?
Uuummm, No.?.
She listens again..makes the questioning statement "you don't feel anything?".
No?
then looks at the nurse and orders up an immediate pacemaker check along with a gambit of other tests and then asks me some more questions, like how much Coffee do you drink, do you drink a lot of water, do you exercise, have you had your cholesterol checked recently?
Ummm, well I drink maybe 4 cups of coffee everyday, forget to drink anything the rest of the day,, I do walk everyday, I.. Yes I have had my cholesterol checked, now that I think about it and it was 220, Is that bad?
Well seeing as your heart rate is over 100 right now YES! you need a STRESS TEST!!!! Monday morning 8:30 AM!!! In the mean time Cut your coffee back to 2 cups eventually i would I would like it down to 1 cup, drink lots of water, keep walking!
ONE CUP OF COFFEE, ONE CUP! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! knowing that the coffee is perking (because I set it up the night before) is what gets me out of bed most mornings, Not the cry of my lovelies up stairs calling my name over and OVER AND OVER again...begging me to get them out of there pee soaked pj's and sheets! its that smell of Maxwell House brewing in the kitchen, and the thought of getting to pour and drink an ENTIRE cup before it gets cold. Just that thought is what forces me out of my nice warm bed, to run to the kitchen and grab a mug and pour out some steaming hot black goodness and sip it slowly, till I finally can't take the hollering from up stairs anymore and put my cup down to get cold while I go get the Pee Bodies out of there beds! I digress.....
OK Doc! See you Monday Morning!
a very nice women, foreign accent, kinda hard to hear her very softspoken voice. Actually I think she would have made a great physcologist. She had a way of looking at you and half ask a question half make a statement and then just stop in what seemed to be the middle of a thought and just look at you and smile, I just felt compelled to start blabbering, like Chunk on Goonies.
Anyway, I had my exam and while she was listening to my heart beat, she stopped and asked me If I felt anything?
Uuummm, No.?.
She listens again..makes the questioning statement "you don't feel anything?".
No?
then looks at the nurse and orders up an immediate pacemaker check along with a gambit of other tests and then asks me some more questions, like how much Coffee do you drink, do you drink a lot of water, do you exercise, have you had your cholesterol checked recently?
Ummm, well I drink maybe 4 cups of coffee everyday, forget to drink anything the rest of the day,, I do walk everyday, I.. Yes I have had my cholesterol checked, now that I think about it and it was 220, Is that bad?
Well seeing as your heart rate is over 100 right now YES! you need a STRESS TEST!!!! Monday morning 8:30 AM!!! In the mean time Cut your coffee back to 2 cups eventually i would I would like it down to 1 cup, drink lots of water, keep walking!
ONE CUP OF COFFEE, ONE CUP! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! knowing that the coffee is perking (because I set it up the night before) is what gets me out of bed most mornings, Not the cry of my lovelies up stairs calling my name over and OVER AND OVER again...begging me to get them out of there pee soaked pj's and sheets! its that smell of Maxwell House brewing in the kitchen, and the thought of getting to pour and drink an ENTIRE cup before it gets cold. Just that thought is what forces me out of my nice warm bed, to run to the kitchen and grab a mug and pour out some steaming hot black goodness and sip it slowly, till I finally can't take the hollering from up stairs anymore and put my cup down to get cold while I go get the Pee Bodies out of there beds! I digress.....
OK Doc! See you Monday Morning!
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