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Monday, October 6, 2008

Stess what stress!! I won!!!

Well, the doctor tried to get me to fall off the treadmill while running like a rat and I won! I made it 10 minutes got my heart rate up to 182 and didn't pass out from exhaustion! and she say "well you are in pretty good shape" see you this afternoon for your pacemaker check! Go have your cup of coffee!"

Sweet!!! so now what? Well I guess I just have to wait for my cholesterol test to come back and see what that says. so for now I have otherwise been deemed healthy.


So let me tell you all about this lovely thing they call a "stress test". ON my directions it says not to wear an underwire bra, OK, sports bra will be better since you will be walking on the treadmill. Well these people that write up the direction, they need to get a clue! When You do a stress test, you have all these heart monitors hooked to you so, you have to take off your shirt and (in my case) little bra! and then they cover you with one of their very stylish gowns and you just have to let the girls flop around! DAMN people aren't you lucky that my girls are smallish! But I have nursed 3 babies, and so my smallish girls are quite floppy now and it just doesn't feel right to get slapped repeatedly in the chin by my closest girl friends! (sorry girls I did get you slung up as soon as possible!) those nurses are lucky that my girls aren't much better or i would have had black eyes!


Other updates on our weekend! the fam came in for the Homecoming football game that was canceled, due to an out break of some virus at Georgetown University. So Saturday night Brian, Ben and I went our for a night on the town. We had a great time consumed more alcohol than I have had in the last 3 year! But the point of the story is the fashion of a couple of the "co-eds" Damn, girls are you trying to get raped! i will tell about this one girl and then I will wrap it up, so this one chick has on a tank top with a plunging "V" neck along with plunging arm wholes. and no bra. so she is wearing a shirt much like that of Hulk Hogan but, she probably payed over $100 for hers. Well this shirt is not a form fitting shirt it is loose, so there for every time she bends over her VERY LITTLE girls are hanging out for everyone to see!

I mean why isn't this indecent exposure, everyone would have a stroke if a guy came in wearing jeans that had the crotch cut out, leaving nothing but the seam where the zipper goes! I'm so baffled my this I don't even know what to say!

3 comments:

twenty something said...

so i'm pretty sure that it's practically a week until i see you!

Jon Dayton said...

Apparently some guy made one mention of the chick from Mythbusters on his blog, she looked particularly cute in an episode, millions of horny geeks googled her and he got 33 new subscribers that weekend. You've unwittingly stumbled on the key to blog success!

Jon Dayton said...

Keep up the good tits... I mean... work!