HomemommyWWWWHHHAAAAAfoofie

#2:Ho me mommy, ho me mommy, ho me mommy,

#3:WwwwwwwHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA

#1: I wonna watch "ferbie the wuv bug, I wanna watch a foofie, I wanna watch a foofie, I wanna watch a foofie,

#1, #2, & #3: Ho me moommy, Ho me mommy, ho me mommy, WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWW, Ferbie, ferbie, ferbie.....

MOMMY: curls up in the fetal position and buries head! I can't hear you I can't hear you I can't hear you!!!!

I have a problem.....

I have a huge problem and it has occured to me that IT may be incroaching on my realtionships with other people.....

My problem is my inability to keep our financial situation to myself...

and it dawned on me "why would anyone want to talk to me, because it seems all I do is complain about the lot we have been given"

Why can't I just be happy with the hand we have been delt and realize that we are very blessed in other areas of our lives

so let me literally count my blessings and maybe that will help me to stop dwelling on our finances

I have a husband who loves me
we have 3 amazing children
we all have our health
we have extended family that love us
we have great friends
we have health insurance
we have income
we have housing
we have great neighbors
we live in a beautiful town
we have food in our freezer and fridge
what more do you really need right

the way things Are

So, I have no routine for how to run my house, I am very hap-hazard. I walk thourgh a room and realize that I need to ______ (fill in the blank) and while I am in route to ______ I see something else that I need to _______ I start doing that and then realize that I never finished _______ so I got back to _______ which brings me into another room of the house and I see _______and start working on______ which brings me to my computer so I sit down and _____, _____ and _____while I'm on and then realize that (oh crap) I never finished ____up stairs where I started in the first place, so here I go back up stairs to "finish" ________!




wish me luck I might get the kitchen picked up, laundry folded, and (big one) put away!!!, the bathroom cleaned and the bed made (oh wait I did do that while I was trying to put laundry away, and picking up dirty laundry) and I have to remember to go to the library and order cake for Bri's B-day!

Anyway that's just the way things are

Whoa Dat?

a big truck passed the house today and it was pretty loud, like most vehicles are when you live 5 feet from the main highway inandout of town.

Number 2 Son says: "Whoa Dat, Mommy? Whoa Dat?" with the most shocked/suprised/cerious/bigeyed look on his face!


**Disclaimer**
I can't spell

"-like a whale"

So we take the kids swimming today, with people that we don't know, to someone's house that we don't know, that is for sale, and they don't know we are there either....wow, that sounds shaddy but it wasn't,

and I am in the pool, mind you I haven't put a bathing suit on in like what 3 years....I have some bitchin tan lines yo!

and Hayden tells me:

Mommy, you make a big splash like a whale!!!!!!

Things you hear while in the Changing room

WOW this poor lady...i had a "mommy Day" today, My mom-in-law, give me some cash for my up coming 29th B-day, and told me that I had to go to the mall right then and spend it on myself! Wow, COOL!!!! and best part she was here to watch my crew!

so I drove (very slowly) to the mall (45 min. away) I walked as slow as possible, I listened to my music, (as loud as I could stand it) I was going to buy new "slings-for-my-girls!" so of course, because I haven't bought "new slings" in a while, I tried on just about every style in the store.....this brings me to the poor lady two stalls over....

THIS IS THE CONVERSATION i HEARD (two daughters, i'm guessing under the age of 8)

Voice #1 "mommy, what are you trying on?"

Mommy: (didn't answer)

voice #2: "special Shorts"

Mommy: no response

voice #1: Mommy is that how they are supposed to look?

Mommy: no response

voice #2: They are supposed to be tight

voice #1: Do they hurt?

Mommy: kinda

voice #1: They look funny, are they the right size, what size are they?

Mommy: A large

Voice #1: I think you need a different one.

Mommy: LETS GO!!!

I thought I was gonna pee my pants....too funny

"Go Away"

Ok, so the new phrase from my boys "Go Away",


for instance, Number one Son, says this morning while he is trying to get his pants down to use the "throne", "Go away mommy",

I turn the corner and wait........"mommy help"

I return from around the corner, to see, Number one son standing with his pants still around his waist, legs spread, assuming the position that -my pants are wet, i know i'm gonna be introuble, but they are so wet that I can't get them off- and givingme the look like "oops"

I say "So did you realy want mommy to "Go Away?"

Number one son: "NO"

All this while Number 2 son is at the kitchen table going: "Boy Pee, Boy Pee!!!

Dictionary for Cameron (number 2 son) Language:

Boy: hayden

Nummy Car: match box car, or a car on the road, etc....

I you: i love you

more to come when I can think of things to add to his dictionary

back 'n black!!!

I just really wanted to write that, so anywho, I am finally "plugged back in"!!!!! after more than a month with no TV NO internet, we are back in the real world,

How much you miss out on when you don't have access to the news!
WOW, John Edwards, perv!!!!!

so here we are in our new town, with no family near by to help with my 3 insane children under the age of 3! buut its a beautiful thing, ya know, being a mom! I love it, as much as it drives me nuts sometimes (......who am i kidding: most of the time)..... I love it!

we took the middle man, the charmer, the flirt, the one we will get all the phone calls about when he gets to school, to get his 2yr pictures taken today! he hammed it up royal and was so beautifl! I can't wait to get the pictures from the amasing photographer "Erin" at Gestures on Lebanon St In Hamilton!

Number One son, is busy being 3 and getting ready to go to Nursery school for the first time, he starts in two weeks, I don't know how mommy is going to do, he is very excited, I am a wreck,
school is where kids learn everything that is important in life and I just hope my kids stick out in a good way and don't fall through the cracks!

and the little Belle, is busy learning new things everyday, the little stinker decided to hold her own bottle this week! and she is becoming so interactive! I love it!

anyway the inlaws are here for a visit, from below the mason dixon line so I need to entertain!