Whoa Dat?

a big truck passed the house today and it was pretty loud, like most vehicles are when you live 5 feet from the main highway inandout of town.

Number 2 Son says: "Whoa Dat, Mommy? Whoa Dat?" with the most shocked/suprised/cerious/bigeyed look on his face!


**Disclaimer**
I can't spell

"-like a whale"

So we take the kids swimming today, with people that we don't know, to someone's house that we don't know, that is for sale, and they don't know we are there either....wow, that sounds shaddy but it wasn't,

and I am in the pool, mind you I haven't put a bathing suit on in like what 3 years....I have some bitchin tan lines yo!

and Hayden tells me:

Mommy, you make a big splash like a whale!!!!!!

Things you hear while in the Changing room

WOW this poor lady...i had a "mommy Day" today, My mom-in-law, give me some cash for my up coming 29th B-day, and told me that I had to go to the mall right then and spend it on myself! Wow, COOL!!!! and best part she was here to watch my crew!

so I drove (very slowly) to the mall (45 min. away) I walked as slow as possible, I listened to my music, (as loud as I could stand it) I was going to buy new "slings-for-my-girls!" so of course, because I haven't bought "new slings" in a while, I tried on just about every style in the store.....this brings me to the poor lady two stalls over....

THIS IS THE CONVERSATION i HEARD (two daughters, i'm guessing under the age of 8)

Voice #1 "mommy, what are you trying on?"

Mommy: (didn't answer)

voice #2: "special Shorts"

Mommy: no response

voice #1: Mommy is that how they are supposed to look?

Mommy: no response

voice #2: They are supposed to be tight

voice #1: Do they hurt?

Mommy: kinda

voice #1: They look funny, are they the right size, what size are they?

Mommy: A large

Voice #1: I think you need a different one.

Mommy: LETS GO!!!

I thought I was gonna pee my pants....too funny

"Go Away"

Ok, so the new phrase from my boys "Go Away",


for instance, Number one Son, says this morning while he is trying to get his pants down to use the "throne", "Go away mommy",

I turn the corner and wait........"mommy help"

I return from around the corner, to see, Number one son standing with his pants still around his waist, legs spread, assuming the position that -my pants are wet, i know i'm gonna be introuble, but they are so wet that I can't get them off- and givingme the look like "oops"

I say "So did you realy want mommy to "Go Away?"

Number one son: "NO"

All this while Number 2 son is at the kitchen table going: "Boy Pee, Boy Pee!!!

Dictionary for Cameron (number 2 son) Language:

Boy: hayden

Nummy Car: match box car, or a car on the road, etc....

I you: i love you

more to come when I can think of things to add to his dictionary

back 'n black!!!

I just really wanted to write that, so anywho, I am finally "plugged back in"!!!!! after more than a month with no TV NO internet, we are back in the real world,

How much you miss out on when you don't have access to the news!
WOW, John Edwards, perv!!!!!

so here we are in our new town, with no family near by to help with my 3 insane children under the age of 3! buut its a beautiful thing, ya know, being a mom! I love it, as much as it drives me nuts sometimes (......who am i kidding: most of the time)..... I love it!

we took the middle man, the charmer, the flirt, the one we will get all the phone calls about when he gets to school, to get his 2yr pictures taken today! he hammed it up royal and was so beautifl! I can't wait to get the pictures from the amasing photographer "Erin" at Gestures on Lebanon St In Hamilton!

Number One son, is busy being 3 and getting ready to go to Nursery school for the first time, he starts in two weeks, I don't know how mommy is going to do, he is very excited, I am a wreck,
school is where kids learn everything that is important in life and I just hope my kids stick out in a good way and don't fall through the cracks!

and the little Belle, is busy learning new things everyday, the little stinker decided to hold her own bottle this week! and she is becoming so interactive! I love it!

anyway the inlaws are here for a visit, from below the mason dixon line so I need to entertain!

single mom

Brian has started his new job. It is a manual labor job and its been since high school since he has done a manual labor job. He is working 11-4 at his first job and then from 5-1 at his second job, comes home at about 2 am, sleeps, gets up at 8:30 eats breakfast, chats with me a second plays with the boys for about 20minutes, then gets in the shower by, 9:45, so he can be out the door by no later than 10:15 for his 45 minute commute and starts it all over again.
I appreciate everything he does for out family, he is a very hard worker. I just miss him. He is a great dad, he is very hands on he does diapers, bathtime, helps get them to bed. The boys are missing him terribly bad, and I do too. I have been so worn out this last week, the boys are on my nerves, Hayden has become very whinny! Cameron in a screamer. Hayden has mastered the art of ingoring me and doing what ever he wants, which makes me feel like a monster becase the whinning and ignoring instantly turns me into insta-bitch. and I feel like all I do I yell at him and spank him. I try to find the good this that he is doing and praise them, but they seem to be few and far between lately! keep us in your prayers! gotta run, we cut our internet service and I am at my moms, and she is giving them a bath! and it doesn't sound like it is going well!