dinosaurs have penises and guys drink beer

so Hayden has show-and-tell on tuesdays. His teacher tells me today that his show-and-tell the last two times has been very entertaining. Last week he took his T-Rex and told the class very mater-a-factly that "This is a boy t-Rex and he has a penis." And today he wanted to take a matchbox car that is painted to look like the number 9 dodge ram racing car. Well he calls it his "beer racin car" and today he told his class "this is my beer race car. Guys drink beer."