A pain in my A##

Literally, I have a pain in my ass, I got stung by a bee yesterday, the bugger got me 6 times before I could drop my shorts and get it off, Then to add insult to injury, my ass swelled up like crazy. so now I have a huge swollen spot on an already large area of my body!

This all happened when I was trying to set-up or EZ-up tent in the back yard because we have no shade, and nowhere to escape the scorching sun!

We have a bees nest under the shed, they are small looking bumble bees, I guess when I stepped back into the shed to get the stakes to stake the sucker (the tent) down, it (the bee) must have flew up my shorts, and of course I wasn't wearing short shorts (because, when two thighs love eachother the way my thighs do, you can't keep them seperated with a 5" inseam, they just devour those things so they can get at eachother, much like lovers who think its kinky to start out with "lingere", that stuff is superficial, its gotta come off to get the deed done, ya know!!!, same concempt with shorts that have a 5" inseam or shorter, my thight just shove those babies up into a good ole wedge so that they can rub on eachother "every step of the way"!!) Back to what I was saying about the frickin' bee....

So the thing ended up stinging me about 6X's before I finally did a show for the neighbors and dropping my pants and it finally disconnected its self from my rump and flew off, i hope he died a miserable death, because, man did that hurt!


PS: No news is good news on the house, right!!!!